VORP stands for "Value Over Replacement Player." VORP is used for baseball players, and it compares them to an average player that plays the same position. If a player has a low VORP, an average player would be an improvement, and if they have a high VORP, they are better than an average player.
Papa gave me a low VORP today because I stayed in my pajamas until noon, and the only way to get a higher VORP was to make him an M.O.A.S. An M.O.A.S. is the "Mother of All Sandwiches," and it is really a sandwich that starts with a "B," but I can't remember the name. It is on dark rye with pastrami, spicy mustard, egg salad, and cabbage. I made him his sandwich, and my VORP went very high. I hope it keeps up.
It's called a "Bronx Bomber," kiddo.
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